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5.27s"But most bachelors we know would "prefer to squeeze their own tomatoes."
2.37sBachelors are always squeezing stuff.
1.92sWould you excuse us, Milton?
2.75sYeah, and your father's no house. Now, scram.
2.17sMaybe I was a little hard on him. Oh, well.
4.27sBart, I know a father has no right to pry into the life of his 10-year-old son.
1.24sBut what's going on up here?
1.68sI'm just spreading the Playdude philosophy.
2.6sHi-fi's, Norman Mailer, getting some.
1.83sWhat do you think "some" is?
2.42s(SIGHS) I thought I'd never have to do this,
2.37sbut it's time to tell you the facts of life.
1.87sDo you know what a boob is?
2.74sGood. That'll save us some time. Okay.
3.75sWhy do you think your mother and I sleep in the same bed?
1.27sBecause we're poor?
2.15sAnd we're poor because we have kids.