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1.07sListen here, Simpson.
3.04sYour son has been exposing our kids to adult themes,
4.2sunabashed dictionaries and the lesser short fiction of John Cheever.
2.29sAdult themes? What are you talking about?
3.14sMy Roddy told a joke about an octopus and a set of bagpipes.
2.38sAnd the punch line implied that they fornicated.
1.77sRalphie wants to go on the pill.
1.08sStupid Bart.
5s(CHUCKLING) Bagpipes getting down with an octopus, that's classic.
2.43sHot bananas coming through. Oops.
2.4s(GASPS) My dessert.
1.67s(PANTING FRANTICALLY)
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3.24s(SOBBING) Come on, Mom.
3.05sYou still have 20 minutes left. You can fix it.
5.8sYou're right. If I can feed a family of five on $12 a week, I can do anything.
2.18sYou feed us on $12 a week?
2.54sI stretch your father's meatloaf with sawdust.
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