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3.75sWhy do you think your mother and I sleep in the same bed?
1.27sBecause we're poor?
1.17sExactly.
2.15sAnd we're poor because we have kids.
4.35sAnd the biological method by which children are created by a man and a woman is...
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1.27sBART: Then the man...
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1.84sBART AND MILLHOUSE: Then the woman...
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4.24s(SCREAMING) Well, it's better they hear it from me now than from their parents when they're old enough.
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1.35sCongratulations, Mom.
2.8sYou seem to have a prescription for success.
3.34sWhat a kind yet oddly ominous thing to say.
1.9sNow, I've gotta get ready for the finals.
2.49sDon't forget your secret ingredient.
1.53sCheating.
1.84sWell, it's not my fault.
6.54sLisa, the people in this bakeoff are stinkers who pushed me and pushed me like the pushy-wushies they are.