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2.75sYeah, and your father's no house. Now, scram.
1.43s(GROANS)
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2.17sMaybe I was a little hard on him. Oh, well.
4.27sBart, I know a father has no right to pry into the life of his 10-year-old son.
1.24sBut what's going on up here?
1.68sI'm just spreading the Playdude philosophy.
2.6sHi-fi's, Norman Mailer, getting some.
1.28sUh, um...
1.83sWhat do you think "some" is?
1.07sUh,
1.85stoys?
2.42s(SIGHS) I thought I'd never have to do this,
2.37sbut it's time to tell you the facts of life.
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1.87sDo you know what a boob is?
0.93sOh, yeah.
2.74sGood. That'll save us some time. Okay.
3.75sWhy do you think your mother and I sleep in the same bed?
1.27sBecause we're poor?
1.17sExactly.
2.15sAnd we're poor because we have kids.
4.35sAnd the biological method by which children are created by a man and a woman is...
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1.83s(BART SCREAMS)
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1.27sBART: Then the man...
1.84s(KIDS SCREAM)