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5.27s"But most bachelors we know would "prefer to squeeze their own tomatoes."
1.72s(LAUGHING)
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2.37sBachelors are always squeezing stuff.
1.92sWould you excuse us, Milton?
1.48sIt's Milhouse.
2.75sYeah, and your father's no house. Now, scram.
1.43s(GROANS)
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2.17sMaybe I was a little hard on him. Oh, well.
4.27sBart, I know a father has no right to pry into the life of his 10-year-old son.
1.24sBut what's going on up here?
1.68sI'm just spreading the Playdude philosophy.
2.6sHi-fi's, Norman Mailer, getting some.
1.28sUh, um...
1.83sWhat do you think "some" is?
1.07sUh,
1.85stoys?
2.42s(SIGHS) I thought I'd never have to do this,
2.37sbut it's time to tell you the facts of life.