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1.85stoys?
2.42s(SIGHS) I thought I'd never have to do this,
2.37sbut it's time to tell you the facts of life.
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1.87sDo you know what a boob is?
0.93sOh, yeah.
2.74sGood. That'll save us some time. Okay.
3.75sWhy do you think your mother and I sleep in the same bed?
1.27sBecause we're poor?
1.17sExactly.
2.15sAnd we're poor because we have kids.
4.35sAnd the biological method by which children are created by a man and a woman is...
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1.83s(BART SCREAMS)
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1.27sBART: Then the man...
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1.84sBART AND MILLHOUSE: Then the woman...
1.87s(KIDS SCREAM)
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2.43s(KIDS SCREAMING)
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4.24s(SCREAMING) Well, it's better they hear it from me now than from their parents when they're old enough.
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1.35sCongratulations, Mom.
2.8sYou seem to have a prescription for success.