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2.53sYou saying you want to commit a crime, Homer?
5.04sMaybe. But first I need to hear about some other crimes to get me fired up.
2.97sYou mean like the time you was running moonshine out of your basement?
3sOr that telemarketing scam you pulled?
3.94sUh, like those. But involving you.
3.17sOh. You mean like the time Barney beat up George Bush?
3.69sBarney? That was me! And I'd do it again.
2.3sWhy stop there, Homer? My militia has a secret plan...
2.03sto beat up all sorts of government officials.
4.04sThat'll teach 'em to drag their feet on high definition TV!
3.29s- You're under arrest for conspiracy!
- Oh! Oh!
4.32sHey, how did they finger Charlie? Somebody must've ratted him out!
3.24sOh, that's ridiculous, Moe. End transmission.
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2.33sMy superiors were pleased with your work.
3.9s- You have a flair for treachery.
- Well, I'm just glad it's all over.
3.92sOh, you're not through, Simpson. We have a high-risk assignment for you.