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3.12sDaddy, what do taxes pay for? Why, everything!
2.35sPolicemen, trees, sunshine--
3.27sand let's not forget the folks who just don't feel like working, God bless 'em.
3.45sNeddie, it's 8:45. The post office is gonna be opening soon.
4.44s8:45? Here I am, yappin' away like it's 8:35!
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1.82sOoh! Can't forget the mints!
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1.88sGettin' your taxes out of the way?
2.17sNo. just mailin' out death certificates...
2.27sfor holiday-related fatalities.
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5.97sAll right, people, listen up. The harder you push, the faster we will all get out of here.
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5.71sOh, Edna, you're certainly looking lovely tonight. Is that a new green sweater?