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2sOh, we're never gonna make it.
2.67sLet's just divide up the trillion now and go our separate ways.
2.7sAh, I'm afraid we've got to get out of the country.
4sCapital idea. Let's blow this fascist Popsicle stand.
3.24sWe'll purchase a small island somewhere and start our own country,
3.44sfree from the relentless tyranny of Uncle Sam.
2sBut I can't leave the country.
3.52sWhat about my wife and kids? That can be shipped.
3sOkay, kids. i want some answers.
3.24sWhere do you think your father would go with a trillion dollars?
2.77sMy dad has a trillion dollars? Wow!
2.3sI can buy and sell your sorry ass.
3.82sI'll give you a billion dollars to empty the cat box for me. No, no, Bart!
2.43sThat money's going toward your college education.
2.97sWho needs college, Mom? We're trillionaires!