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3.72sYar! Sometimes I wonder why I bother plundering at all.
5.57sOh, no. No, no. I felt that. You didn't carry the one, you foolish person.
2.7sNow you'll incur the penalties with the compound interest...
2.77sand the wrath and the truncheons.
4.2sThis is Kent Brockman live at the Springfield Post Office on tax day.
3.27sIt's literally the 11th hour-- 10:00 p.m.--
3.97sand tardy taxpayers are scrambling to mail their returns by midnight.
3.02sSir, why did you wait until the last minute to pay your taxes?
3.09sTaxes? Isn't this the line for Metallica?
3.5sSir, why did you wait until the last minute to pay your taxes?
2.72sBecause I'm an idiot! Happy?
2.6sOf course, not everyone is an idiot.
3.44sSome of us took our receipts and pay stubs to our accountants months ago.
2.43sAnd at the risk of sounding a little smug--
3.35sOhh! Help! Does anyone have a calculator?
1.85sMyron?
2.17sWill you look at those morons?
3.52sI paid my taxes over a year ago.