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2.6sOf course, not everyone is an idiot.
3.44sSome of us took our receipts and pay stubs to our accountants months ago.
2.43sAnd at the risk of sounding a little smug--
3.35sOhh! Help! Does anyone have a calculator?
1.85sMyron?
2.17sWill you look at those morons?
3.52sI paid my taxes over a year ago.
0.62sDad!
4.49sWhat is it, sweetie? Did you see a scary picture in your picture book?
3.2sThat was last year's taxes. You have to pay again this year.
3.77sNo. Because, you see, I went ahead, and...
3.69syear-wise, I was counting forward from the last previous--
2sD'oh!
3.35sI put the tax forms on top of your "to do" pile a month ago.
3.77sI have a "to do" pile?
2.8sMarge, how many kids do we have? Oh, no time to count.
3.24sI'll just estimate-- uh, nine. Homer, you know we don't have--
3.7sShut up, shut up! If I don't hear you, it's not illegal. Okay, I need some deductions.
3.89sDeductions-- Oh! Business gifts! Here you go. Keep using nuclear power.