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4.37sSo, Lenny, let's say you pull a thorn out of the pope's butt, and he grants you one wish.
1.8sWhat'll it be?
1.94sHmm. Only one, huh?
5.61sWell, I've always wondered what it would feel like to wear somethin' that's been ironed.
3.17sThat'd be sweet. What about you, Moe?
2.39sAh, gee, I was gonna say a night with joey Heatherton.
2.9sBut an ironed shirt? Damn, that's tempting!
1.92sWhat about you, Homer?
1.5sWell--
2.42sHomer Simpson? United States government.
3.17sHmm? Help! Somebody! Help!
3.64sSo how about you, Barn? One wish.
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4.24sThis is an egregious miscarriagement of taxitude.
1.83sOh, this is bad. This is really bad.
2.64sYou work and you slave and you steal just enough...
2.67sfor a sweet lick of that shiny brass ring.
3.29sDOn't I get a lick? Doesn't Gil get a lick?
0.38sSimpson, Homer J.
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