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1.55sOh, there's Krusty the Clown.
0.93sKrusty!
2.09sKrusty, say something funny.
1.6sOh, gee, a joke, huh?
1.6sUm... uh... funny...
2.27sOkay, this guy walks into a bar...
3.6sand takes out a tiny piano and a 12-inch pianist...
1.03sOh, no, wait.
1.98sI can't tell that one.
2.24sDear friends, 41 years ago...
5.27sGod took 168 pounds of clay, and he made me a woman...
2.44sand for this, I thank him.
1.59sI just wanted to say...
2.27son the advice of my new husband...
2.67sI've decided to give up smoking...
1.17s
2.82sexcept for after meals and after MacGyver.
4.19sSelma, dear, you'll bury us all.
1.25sChief Wiggum, you've been around.
2.8sYou don't trust Sideshow Bob, do you?
2.67sLighten up, son. If he was going to commit a crime...
3.44swould he have invited the number-one cop in town?
1.93sNow, where did I put my gun?
4.02sOh, yeah. I set it down when I got some cake.