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3.89sI'm the only single girl left in the family.
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2.57sWell, I guess it could be worse.
1.55sOh, there's Krusty the Clown.
0.93sKrusty!
2.09sKrusty, say something funny.
1.6sOh, gee, a joke, huh?
1.6sUm... uh... funny...
2.27sOkay, this guy walks into a bar...
3.6sand takes out a tiny piano and a 12-inch pianist...
1.03sOh, no, wait.
1.98sI can't tell that one.
2.24sDear friends, 41 years ago...
5.27sGod took 168 pounds of clay, and he made me a woman...
2.44sand for this, I thank him.
1.59sI just wanted to say...
2.27son the advice of my new husband...
2.67sI've decided to give up smoking...
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2.82sexcept for after meals and after MacGyver.