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1.65sDo you, Bob, take Selma...
3.9sto have and to hold, in sickness and in health...
1.62still death do you part?
2.73sI do.
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0.39sMmm.
2.47sOh.
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1.53sHey, wiener boy...
2.53swhere do you think you're going?
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3.89sI'm the only single girl left in the family.
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2.57sWell, I guess it could be worse.
1.55sOh, there's Krusty the Clown.
0.93sKrusty!
2.09sKrusty, say something funny.
1.6sOh, gee, a joke, huh?
1.6sUm... uh... funny...
2.27sOkay, this guy walks into a bar...
3.6sand takes out a tiny piano and a 12-inch pianist...
1.03sOh, no, wait.
1.98sI can't tell that one.
2.24sDear friends, 41 years ago...
5.27sGod took 168 pounds of clay, and he made me a woman...