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2.4sthat's not what I had in mind.
2.85sSelma, will you marry me?
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2.85sDon't be a fool. That man is scum.
3.34sThen call me "Mrs. Scum."
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1.35sI know I stand in line
2.12suntil I think you have the time
3.07sto spend an evening with me
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2.32sand if we go someplace to dance
1.4sI know that there'S A chance
3.14syou won't be leaving with me
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2.25sAnd afterwards we drop into
4.75sA quiet little place and have A drink or two
2.25s
7.97sAnd then I go and spoil it all by saying something stupid like "I love you"
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4.75sCould you... pumice my corns for me?