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4.37sNo Emmys, no Oscars, not even a Golden Globe.
2.94sBut kismet be kind, well as cruel.
2.1sI received an answer to my letter...
2.27sfrom the prison pen pal program.
1.78s"Dear #24601...
2.07s"I need a man and cannot find one...
1.38s"among the law abiding.
5.49s"I have a steady job and a lucrative hobby: "filing nuisance lawsuits.
1.82s"I share an apartment with my twin sister.
2.55s"Enclosed is a photo of us on a tandem bike.
2.08sI forget which one I am."
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1.85s"Dear Selma...
2.27s"your latest letter set off a riot...
1.87sin the maximum-security wing of my heart."
4.24sOhhh...
2.89sLike the lone crocus that pokes through the prison yard,
3.24sour love bloomed despite all obstacles.
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2.24sSelma, may I?
1.33sUh, uh, uh...
1.92son the cheek.
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