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2.47sjust don't drop it in the shower.
0.4sNo-talent, shill!
0.95sSecond banana!
0.47sPanderer!
0.47sBore!
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2.6sUh, now for the highlight of the evening--
2.12sBest film-to-video transfer.
2.07sDo you know what prison is like...
2.27sfor a life-long Republican?
3.05s
2.64sIn our overcrowded cell we became little more than beasts.
0.37sWho used my chap stick?
3.22sOh, i did. Here you go.
2.05sI don't want it.
2.57sMy only joy came with plotting a horrible revenge...
3.8sagainst the boy who put me there.
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1.03sAy, caramba!
1.84sBart, if I wanted to kill you...
0.62sI'd have choked you as soon as I walked in.
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2.7sBut what kind of guest would I have been?
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1.33sNow, where was I?
2.67sAh, yes-- my lowest ebb.