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2.12sAunt Selma has this crazy obsession...
1.45sabout not dying alone...
1.27sso in desperation...
2.75sshe joined this prison pen pal program.
1.95sHer new sweetie is a jailbird.
1.38sCool, he can teach us...
2.43show to kill a man with a lunch tray.
2.2sNow, now, he's an ex-convict.
2.18sHe's paid his debt to society.
1.77sThen why aren't you using...
1.43sthe good silverware?
2.1sI'm just not.
0.93sThat's them.
1.37sRemember, everyone...
1.84sbe understanding and forgiving...
2.24sfor the sake of family unity.
0.98sEveryone...
2.22sI'd like you to meet--
1.98sAah! It's Sideshow Bob!
1.38sWhat the..?
2.72sI'm afraid their reaction is understandable.
3.19sBart is the shamus in short pants who sent me to prison.
3.27sYour new boyfriend here framed Krusty the Clown...
1.97sfor armed robbery.
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3.15sIf some snot-nosed little kid sent me to prison...
1.68sthe first thing out I'd find out where he lives...
3sand tear him a new belly-button.
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