1.55sOh, there's Krusty the Clown.
0.93sKrusty!
2.09sKrusty, say something funny.
1.6sOh, gee, a joke, huh?
1.6sUm... uh... funny...
2.27sOkay, this guy walks into a bar...
3.6sand takes out a tiny piano and a 12-inch pianist...
1.03sOh, no, wait.
1.98sI can't tell that one.
2.24sDear friends, 41 years ago...
5.27sGod took 168 pounds of clay, and he made me a woman...