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1.87sOh, not even close.
5.07sIf these boys hadn't called 911, I'd be wearing that watch right now.
2.3sI'm just kidding. But you would be dead.
1.75sYou saved my life?
2.4sYeah. After you were so mean to us.
0.5sSo now we're even.
2.25sMy prognosis--
2.3sOr is it diagnosis? Whichever.
3.87sYou need to avoid stress. Now what kind of work do you do?
1.93sI run a comic book store.
3.44sOh, dear Lord! We call that profession "the widow-maker!"
2.84sOr we would if any of the proprietors were married.
2.2sYou should close down the store for a while.
3.19sBut I'd lose all my business to Frodo's of Shelbyville!
3.15sWell, then get a friend to run it for you.
2.64sYou do have friends, don't you?
1.95sWell, the Super Friends.
2.22sWell, you should get some friends who aren't printed on paper.
1.87sWhat? You mean action figures?
0.4sWe'll run the store for ya!
3.91sTwo 10-year-olds running my store?
3.6sI mean-- Wait. What is this? Bizarro World?
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