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3.19sA Japanese tea bag? Why don't you lay off the Asians, Lou?
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1.98sWell, you've changed me, Agnes.
3.4sMaybe there is room in my store for romance comics.
2.9sNobody'll buy those. Your store smells.
2.17sNow kiss me, funny face.
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2.57sAll right! Oh!
2.85sOh, dear God! Cover your eyes, boys!
2.7sIt's okay, man.
2.33sIf it doesn't affect you, you're not human.
4.09sUh, Comic Book Guy, you're under arrest for the possession of illegal videos.
3.29sBut we'll reduce the sentence if you put your pants on... fast!
1.67sGod!
1.35sCome on, Romeo.
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2.9sThey can't lock me up for long, Agnes. Will you wait for me?
3.29sAre you crazy? My bones are half dust.
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2sWell, we may not have the store,
1.93sbut at least we're friends again.