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3.6sOh, I'm acting like a jerk? What about Phony Curtis over there?
3.2sHe happens to be a very intelligent, successful actor.
2.33sAnd, you know, he's done three national diaper commercials.
1.4sYeah, they should put a diaper on his face.
1.4sThat's where the crap is coming out.
2.64sYou don't own me. I can talk to whoever I want.
1.7sI don't see a ring on my finger.
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1.83sI, Stewie, take you, Olivia,
1.83sto be my lawfully wedded wife.
2.64sWhat's that, Rupert? Oh, kiss the bride. Yes.
2.27sAUDIENCE: Whoo!
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1.2sHi, honey, I'm home!
1.6sHi, sweetie, how was your day?
1.57sWell, I was an astronaut for a while,
2.97sthen I was a cowboy, and then all afternoon I was a fireman,
2.44sso it's been a long one.
2.67sWhat's for dinner? Play-Doh spaghetti.
1.9s- Oh! - What?
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