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5.27sYou see, I thought you were Ray Liotta because your skin has the texture of a decorative autumn squash.
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2.43sSo, I'll pick you up at 7:00?
2.54s(VOICE CRACKING) That sounds wonderful.
1.17sShe said yes.
3.2sMy God, I'm cooler than that cheetah from the commercials.
3.77s(TOM SAWYER PLAYING)
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4.9s(EXCLAIMS) Oh, God, there is no fucking drummer better than Neil Peart!
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2.57sIt ain't easy being cheesy.
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5.04sOh, Smilla, your sense of snow is equaled only by your sense of love.
2.74sPeter, have you been up all night watching chick movies?
1.87sLois, before I found these movies,
2.2swomen only made me cry through my penis.
2.2sNow they make me cry through my eyes.
3sI've decided. I'm making my own chick flick.
2.8sWhat? You don't know anything about making movies.