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3.04sBrian, do women like it when you treat them like crap?
2.53sWell, I don't know if you want to be that black and white about it.
1.03sThat's it, isn't it?
2.6sWomen respond when you treat them like crap.
4.3sWell, Olivia, prepare to meet a much darker Stewie Griffin.
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2.37sHey, babe. What do you say? We going out Saturday night?
1.9sStewie, what are you doing here?
2.24sI told you, I'm just into a different type of guy.
2.74sOh, yeah? I'll tell you what you're into. Being ugly.
1.5sStewie, you're being mean.
1.37sNo. If I was being mean,
1.6swhen you opened the door I would have said,
3.8s"Oh, hey, Ray Liotta, is Olivia home? Oh, wait, you're Olivia."
5.27sYou see, I thought you were Ray Liotta because your skin has the texture of a decorative autumn squash.
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2.43sSo, I'll pick you up at 7:00?
2.54s(VOICE CRACKING) That sounds wonderful.
1.17sShe said yes.
3.2sMy God, I'm cooler than that cheetah from the commercials.
3.77s(TOM SAWYER PLAYING)