1.77sWell, you want to know what I learned this week?
1.67sBeing a grown-up sucks.
2.57sWomen, Brian, what a royal pain in the ass!
2.6sIt's like, why can't you just hang out with guys?
2.74sYou know, just live with someone of your own sex.
1.57sJust do what you would do with women,
2.7sbut with your buddy. You know, why don't guys just do that?
1.84sThey do. It's called being gay.
1.43sOh, that's what gay is?