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3.64sand before I knew Vageena Hertz.
1.13sMAN: Sorry.
1.63sPETER: When Vageena was first born,
2.84sI had a small heart and a lot to learn.
3.1sPush, honey! Hurry up and give me my baby boy!
4s(WET SQUELCHING) Cleveland, more SpaghettiOs.
1.87sOh, good, a baby.
1.97sOh, no, it's a girl.
1.93sAnd I hate girls.
3.9sPETER: But one day, Vageena went swimming too soon after eating a sandwich,
1.1sand this happened.
1.4sHelp! Help!
1.43sI'm drowning!
4.07sWe gotta get this woman to surgery time. Right stat now!
1.64sPETER: But it was too late,
2.67sand she died from a rotten vagina.
2.47sWow, that was the worst piece of crap I've ever seen.
2.14sOh, my God, that was an abomination.
1.57sThat was awful. Awful. Awful, awful.
1.64sMy ass is actually sore.
2.04sMy ass is actually sore.