2.74sPeter, have you been up all night watching chick movies?
1.87sLois, before I found these movies,
2.2swomen only made me cry through my penis.
2.2sNow they make me cry through my eyes.
3sI've decided. I'm making my own chick flick.
2.8sWhat? You don't know anything about making movies.
2.84sAre you kidding? I got lots of experience in the film industry.
1.5sI was the original Pretty Woman.
3.2sYou look beautiful, but there's something missing.