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3.64sVictor's such a good actor. He played a dead baby on CSI: Miami.
1.73sYeah, I'm more into writing now.
2.7sOh, hang on a sec. Idea for a short story.
1.47sGuy picks his nose, then eats it.
1.37sYeah, good luck with that.
2.5sHey, Olivia, why don't you and I go get some punch?
3.94sOh, actually, would you mind getting some for Victor and me while we catch up?
4.1sOr, a third option. Why doesn't Victor go get some punch for you and me?
3.34sOr maybe you and I could go away from Victor and go get the punch?
1.47sOr none of us could have punch.
1.43sBut still Victor could go away.
1.64sVictor, would you excuse us for a second?
1.23sUh... Sure.
2.43sIdea for a novel, guy loses his favorite blankie,
1.97sgoes looking for it and finds it in the kitchen.
2.77sI amaze myself. It's genius.
1.97sIt's unbelievable. I don't know where I get it from.
2.64sWhat the hell is wrong with you? You're acting like a jerk.
3.6sOh, I'm acting like a jerk? What about Phony Curtis over there?
3.2sHe happens to be a very intelligent, successful actor.
2.33sAnd, you know, he's done three national diaper commercials.
1.4sYeah, they should put a diaper on his face.
1.4sThat's where the crap is coming out.
2.64sYou don't own me. I can talk to whoever I want.
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