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2.2swomen only made me cry through my penis.
2.2sNow they make me cry through my eyes.
3sI've decided. I'm making my own chick flick.
2.8sWhat? You don't know anything about making movies.
2.84sAre you kidding? I got lots of experience in the film industry.
1.5sI was the original Pretty Woman.
3.2sYou look beautiful, but there's something missing.
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1.43s(LAUGHING GIRLISHLY)
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1.87sThis is a beautiful spot, Stewie.
3.87sI know. I love coming here because you can just sit here and people-watch, you know?
1.7sOh, oh, look at this. Look at this guy.
1.8sLook at this. What is that? What is he doing?
2.9sJust standing there, smelling his hand?
1.53s"What is that?
3.44s(GIGGLING) "What is that on my hand? Is that barbecue sauce?
2.77s(LAUGHING) "When was I near barbecue sauce?"
3.14sOh, look, look! Jewish cowboy! Jewish cowboy!
3.2sSTEWIE: Yeah. Not gonna be so tough when the sun goes down, are you?
4.84s(BOTH LAUGHING) Better go rassle up some Chinese food, Hopalong Nussbaum.
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3sYou know, Stewie, I'm really glad I gave you another chance.
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