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4.1sMaybe that we are in a sexless marriage. We have yet to have sex.
1.93sDo you even know what sex is?
2.43sThat's not the point! Don't change the... It's a kind of cake?
2.54sLook, can we just drop this and have a normal pretend dinner?
1.47sFine, fine!
2.34sSome days I think it was easier being Q-Bert's roommate.
3.77s(SQUELCHING) God, it's all night with this guy.
1.93sHey, if you're gonna leave all those lights on,
1.57sI'm not gonna split the electric bill.
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6.84s(SOFT JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING) (SIGHING) Sorry we're late, everyone,
2.7sbut JonBenet here took forever with her makeup.
3.44sYes, and we probably would've shaved a few minutes off our trip,
2.97sbut Mr. Cheapo here refused to let the valet touch his Big Wheel,
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