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1.93sLook at these idiots. They're not even listening.
2.24sYou know what? We got to prove it to them.
2sListen, I'm gonna go into that supermarket and get some water,
1.47sand you're gonna turn it into wine.
2.97sOkay, cool. Hey, can you get me a Cracked Magazine?
1.63s- Cracked?
- Yeah.
2.74sJesus Christ, unbelievable. All right, I'll be back.
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1.3s(WIND HOWLING)
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2.47sOh, crap! Don't worry, I'll get it.
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2.27s(PEOPLE EXCLAIMING) It is Jesus! Oh, my God!
1.07sIt's him!
1.07sIt's Jesus!
1.43sAnd his best pal, Peter.
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1.2sOh, wow!
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1.57sFifteen minutes, Mr. Christ.
4sWow, Jesus, can you believe you're gonna get to meet Jay Leno?
2.9sMom, why is it that when Jesus revealed himself to the world,
1.73she became famous, and when I did it,
2.4sI got suspended for five days?
1.94sYou know, I owe this all to you, Peter.
1.6sYou gave me the confidence I needed.