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1sWho did what, Pop?
1.8sYes, Peter, what has you upset?
2.53sSurfin' Bird is gone.
2.24sI took it to bed, had sex with it, it fell asleep in my arms,
1.17sand this morning it's gone.
2.47sWell, Peter, nobody here would steal from you.
1.57sOh, no one had a motive, Lois?
1.67sYou all had a motive, every one of you!
2.27sYou knew that I changed my will and left everything to the record.
1.73sAnd that's why you wanted the record out of the way.
3.64sMeg wanted to get a passport for her twin sister to get her out of the country, but the record wouldn't allow it.
4.6sBut Meg didn't count on me discovering she has no twin sister and that Meg herself was recently released from the sanitarium.
1.77sAnd that's where Chris came into the picture.
1.7sSo, you got it all figured out, do you?
2.04sYou couldn't leave well enough alone.
3.04sYou won't fire at me, Chris, you don't got the stomach for it.
1.83s(LAUGHING) I'm sorry, Dad.
1.6sI have no idea what you're talking about.
1.27sWell, it sure is odd.
2.2sA record doesn't just get up and walk away.
2.27sExcept for my old Allan Sherman record.
2.84sIf you ain't gonna play me, don't complain when I try to split.
4.47sThere's a lot of Jews out there still get a laugh off of Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah.
3.27sSuch heat this morning. I don't need this jacket.
1.43sWell, the hell with all of you!
2.87sI'm going downtown and buy another copy of Surfin' Bird.