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2sB-b-b-bird, bird, bird...
3.64s
3.37sDon't you know about the bird?
2.8sEverybody knows That the bird is the word
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2.07s(PETER SCREAMING)
1.93sWho did it?
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1sWho did what, Pop?
1.8sYes, Peter, what has you upset?
2.53sSurfin' Bird is gone.
2.24sI took it to bed, had sex with it, it fell asleep in my arms,
1.17sand this morning it's gone.
2.47sWell, Peter, nobody here would steal from you.
1.57sOh, no one had a motive, Lois?
1.67sYou all had a motive, every one of you!
2.27sYou knew that I changed my will and left everything to the record.
1.73sAnd that's why you wanted the record out of the way.
3.64sMeg wanted to get a passport for her twin sister to get her out of the country, but the record wouldn't allow it.
4.6sBut Meg didn't count on me discovering she has no twin sister and that Meg herself was recently released from the sanitarium.
1.77sAnd that's where Chris came into the picture.
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