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2.94sI look so good! I lost all this weight.
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1.3sTaxi!
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2.4sComing to show the people how good I look!
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3.74s(SNORING) A-b-b-bird, bird, bird...
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2sB-b-b-bird, bird, bird...
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3.37sDon't you know about the bird?
2.8sEverybody knows That the bird is the word
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2.07s(PETER SCREAMING)
1.93sWho did it?
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1sWho did what, Pop?
1.8sYes, Peter, what has you upset?
2.53sSurfin' Bird is gone.
2.24sI took it to bed, had sex with it, it fell asleep in my arms,
1.17sand this morning it's gone.
2.47sWell, Peter, nobody here would steal from you.
1.57sOh, no one had a motive, Lois?