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1.13sWhat the hell was it for?
2.07sI bought some local TV airtime, Lois,
3.04sand I did a public service announcement of vital importance.
0.9sThank you.
1.67sHi. I'm Peter Griffin.
4.3sYou know, there's an issue facing many Americans today that I know concerns a great number of us.
1.7sAccording to Gallup polls,
3.47sone in 12 Americans is unaware that the bird is the word.
3.84sI, for one, dream of an America where everybody knows that the bird is the word.
7.04sA-b-b-bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word A-well-a bird, bird, bird Well, the bird is the word My God, is it possible?
2.47sHave the boys in the lab confirm this.
4.04sSir, our math shows that the bird is equal to or greater than the word.
1.13sCheck it again!
1.63sPETER: ...the bird is the word
1.44sA-well-a, bird, bird, bird, the bird is the word
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1.13sBrian?
1.1sYeah?
1.87sI don't feel so good.
2.64s
1.83sAll right, that's it. We got to do something about this.
2.3sWe have got to get that record and destroy it.
3.54sJust like that fat-person surgery destroyed Star Jones' arms.