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1.73sThis song's from the 1960s.
1.33sIt shouldn't be in this jukebox.
2.5sWait, wait, can I have that record? I love that song.
2.07sI'll let you have sex with my daughter.
2.43sI don't know. Let's see what your daughter looks like.
3.47sShe's right there.
1.33sOkay, I'll do her.
2.37sBut can you tell her to cry and beg me to stop?
2.57sI think that can be arranged.
7.21sA-well-a bird, bird, bird The bird is the word A-well-a bird, bird, bird The bird is the word Peter, will you give that song a rest?
2.23sYou've been playing it ever since we got home.
2.1sNo way, Lois, it's my new favorite thing in the world.
5.57s(GRUNTS) (MUSIC STOPS) Lois, I'm going to ask you this only once.
4.04sDo you or do you not know about the bird?
1.97s'Cause everybody's heard that the bird is the word.
7.97sA-b-b-bird, bird, bird, the bird's the word A-b-b-bird, bird, bird, the bird is the word A-b-b-bird, bird, bird... Oh, God, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
1.07sLook, just go to sleep, all right?