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0.93sAll right, I'm coming!
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2.23sJesus Christ, look at you!
3.37sYou had it all, money, fame, eternal life,
2.43sthe perfect hand for masturbating, and you blew it!
1.37sYou let it all go to your head!
1.4sI know, Peter.
1.84sI guess it turns out I'm just as human as anyone else.
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2sYeah, well, what do we do now?
1.5sYou want the truth?
1.77sI think it's time for me to go.
3.07sThis world's not ready for me yet, and I'm not ready for it.
1.13sI don't know,
2.34smaybe I'll try coming back in another thousand years,
1.8swhen I'm a little more mature.
3sWell, that's a very mature thing to say right there.
2.14sI think you're on your way.
4sWell, before I go, Peter, there's something I want to give you.
1.93sHold out your hands.
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1.84sWell, I guess that's it, then.
1.07sJesus is gone.
1.9sI sure am gonna miss him.
1.57sMe, too.
2.03sAlthough he did give me something right before he disappeared.
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