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2.34sI really just want to stick this up her ass.
1.47sAll right, I'll be the one to say it.
1.9sHow do we know you're really Jesus?
1.3sCan you perform miracles?
2.07sSure. How about this?
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1.9sOh, boy! Sundaes!
1.23sI love you, Jesus!
1.67sI love you, too, fellow.
1.07sHey, Jesus, can you do something for me?
0.97sSure, Peter. What is it?
1.03s(WHISPERING INDISTINCTLY)
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3.04sSay, listen, Jesus, I know you're trying to keep a low profile,
2.74sbut there's one person I really want you to meet.
1.4sOh, yeah? Who's that?
2.87sThe American people may have turned against the war,
2.13sbut I answer to a higher power.
2.53sI answer to the power of Jesus Christ.
3.34sWell, that's funny, because I happen to have Jesus Christ right here.
1.67sI heard what you were saying.
1.8sYou know nothing of my work.
2.7sHow you ever got to be president of anything is totally amazing.
1.13sBoy, wouldn't it be great if life were like this?
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