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2.43sA-well-a bird, bird, bird The bird is the word
2.64sHey, guy behind the counter The bird is the word
2.6sHey, frightened little child The bird is the word
1.8sLady on the toilet, the bird is the word
2.3sHey, don't you know about the bird?
5.31sSure, everybody knows That the bird is the word A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word A-well-a bird...
2.17sAgain! Again! I love repetition!
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2.34s(MUSIC STOPS) Hey, what's the big idea?
1.73sThis song's from the 1960s.
1.33sIt shouldn't be in this jukebox.
2.5sWait, wait, can I have that record? I love that song.
2.07sI'll let you have sex with my daughter.
2.43sI don't know. Let's see what your daughter looks like.
3.47sShe's right there.
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1.33sOkay, I'll do her.
2.37sBut can you tell her to cry and beg me to stop?
2.57sI think that can be arranged.
7.21sA-well-a bird, bird, bird The bird is the word A-well-a bird, bird, bird The bird is the word Peter, will you give that song a rest?
2.23sYou've been playing it ever since we got home.
2.1sNo way, Lois, it's my new favorite thing in the world.
5.57s(GRUNTS) (MUSIC STOPS) Lois, I'm going to ask you this only once.