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2.27sDo you have Surfin' Bird by The Trashmen?
1.23sNo, I'm sorry.
2.8sA dog and a baby came in and bought all 63 copies.
4sDamn it! This is the third used-record store with that same story.
3.97sYou... You look familiar. Do I... Do I know you?
1.47sDid you go to North Providence High School?
1.3sNo. You friends with Gary,
1.3swho owns the dry cleaners?
1.47sNo.
1.73s- Are you Jesus Christ?
- No.
1.77sOh, my God, you are!
1.87s- You're Jesus Christ!
- No, I'm not.
1.83sI'm just a guy working at a record store.
2.6sWell, if you're not Jesus Christ,
2.54sthen you won't mind if I pee on these Amy Grant CDs.
2.04sDon't! You are Jesus.
1.63sYes. I am.
3.04sOh, my God! Jesus Christ! The messiah!
2.97sYou've returned! You've returned to bring us the good word!
1.5sWhat word?
2.1sA-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
2.17sA-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
2.7sA-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
2.27sA-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
2.43sA-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
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