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1.83sI'm just a guy working at a record store.
2.6sWell, if you're not Jesus Christ,
2.54sthen you won't mind if I pee on these Amy Grant CDs.
2.04sDon't! You are Jesus.
1.63sYes. I am.
3.04sOh, my God! Jesus Christ! The messiah!
2.97sYou've returned! You've returned to bring us the good word!
1.5sWhat word?
2.1sA-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
2.17sA-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
2.7sA-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
2.27sA-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
2.43sA-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
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2.44sJesus Christ has returned to Earth!
2.1sI can't believe it! The second coming!
2.27sWill you keep it down? It's not the second coming.
1.7sOkay, so what are you doing here?