2.97sOkay, cool. Hey, can you get me a Cracked Magazine?
1.63s- Cracked?
- Yeah.
2.74sJesus Christ, unbelievable. All right, I'll be back.
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2.47sOh, crap! Don't worry, I'll get it.
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1.57sFifteen minutes, Mr. Christ.
4sWow, Jesus, can you believe you're gonna get to meet Jay Leno?
2.9sMom, why is it that when Jesus revealed himself to the world,
1.73she became famous, and when I did it,
2.4sI got suspended for five days?
1.94sYou know, I owe this all to you, Peter.
1.6sYou gave me the confidence I needed.
1.4sNever mind about that, pal.
2.17sYou just go out there and knock 'em dead.