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2.57sWhen you eat an ice-cream cone and it's all, like, cold, and you're like...
3.5s(GROANING) And you're like, "Why didn't you warn me that's so cold?"
1.57sAnd he's like, "It's ice cream, dude."
1.27sAnd you're like, "Oh, man!"
2.87sBut chicks don't do that, because they use a spoon.
1.6sWhat's up? Su-Fi! Boo! MySpace.
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1.2sIs he saying something funny?
2.8sI don't know, but he's moving around a lot, so I guess.
2.7s(CHUCKLING) He was on the Internet, and I'm in college.
5.14sAnd now to present the award for Sickest Onscreen Gangsta Pimp-Out Burizness,
2.34sJesus Christ and the Pussycat Dolls.
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2.73sYay, Jesus! That's my buddy, Jesus.
3.5sHey, it's a pleasure to be here with you six interchangeable women.
1.33sLast time I was down here on Earth,
1sI only hung around with one whore.
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1.13s(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING)
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3.37sCome on, guys, let's head over to my crib.