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2.04sDon't! You are Jesus.
1.63sYes. I am.
3.04sOh, my God! Jesus Christ! The messiah!
2.97sYou've returned! You've returned to bring us the good word!
1.5sWhat word?
2.1sA-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
2.17sA-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
2.7sA-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
2.27sA-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
2.43sA-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
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2.44sJesus Christ has returned to Earth!
2.1sI can't believe it! The second coming!
2.27sWill you keep it down? It's not the second coming.
1.7sOkay, so what are you doing here?
3.3sWell, believe it or not, I pop in every hundred years or so,
2.84skind of incognito, just to get away from the family.
4.17sPlus the timing seemed good 'cause my dad just quit smoking and he's a little on edge.
1.67sWho took my checkbook?
1.43sEllen?
2.87sWhy is there a pen cap and no pen?
2.6sYou're the first person to recognize me in 2,000 years.
1.53sWell, you seem like a nice guy.