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3.42sAh. Oh! Ooh! Ooh!
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3.2sHey, Homer. How come you got money to burn-- or singe, anyway?
1.87sYeah, Homer. What's your secret investment?
0.52sTake a guess.
2.5sUh, pumpkins?
2.45sYeah. That's right, Barney.
2.12sThis year I invested in pumpkins.
2.34sThey've been going up the whole month of October.
3.52sAnd I got a feeling they're gonna peak right around january.
2.24sAnd bang! That's when I'll cash in.
2.94sTo Homer! And to Sergeant Pepper,
3.1swho's growing out of the middle of your back!
3.54sUh, Barn, you gotta unwrap the plastic before you smoke these.
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1.97sYeah, Homer. Way to go, Homer.
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2.37sHomer, you knuckle-beak. I told you a hundred times.
3.1sYou gotta sell your pumpkin futures before Halloween. Before.
2.57sLet's not panic. I'll make the money back by selling one of my livers.
2.07sI can get by with one.
3.24sOh. How am I gonna tell Marge we're broke?
1.83sI need a miracle.