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3.4sAfter Chernobyl, my penis is falling off.
3.02sAnd "penis" is Russian for--
3.2sMoe, we want our bar back! Yeah, this place is crazy!
2.24sAll these beautiful people make us feel like losers.
3.17sYou'd be having a great time if you'd stayed in your dark spot.
4.05sOh, so you're ashamed of us. Well, you've turned into a big phony!
3.32sHey! Nobody calls Moe St. Cool a phony!
3.39sAll this yelling is taking away my horny.
3.15sIs it? Oh, that's it. Dagmar, Julian.
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1.82sThrow this bum out.
4.24sI'll throw myself out, thank you.
3.92sI believe I had a hat.
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3.27sSuckers!
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3.75sWhatcha doing, Dad? I think it's pretty obvious.