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2.94sNonsense. You were born to sling suds.
2.44sThe problem must lie elsewhere.
2.27sDescribe your tavern in one word.
2.72sUh, is "crap-hole" one word?
0.68sYes, if it's hyphenated.
2.94sThen I'll stick with crap-hole.
3.7sWell, no wonder you're depressed working in that environment.
4.67sIf you want my advice, beautify your hole, and you'll beautify your soul.
3.37sNice hole, nice soul. Hmm.
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1.73sLook at that pond.
3.04sWhy does the water sparkle so?
2sI'm dying, Moe.
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2.7sIs-- Is there anything I can do?
3.54sNo. Unless you have a cure for cancer.
3.07sDo you have a cure for cancer?
2.08s'Cause that would be great!