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3.2sMoe Szyslak, you old glass-wipe.
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2.32sY'ello?
3.42sI'd like to speak to a Mr. Tabooger. First name Ollie.
2.47sOoh, Bart! My first prank call. What do I do?
3.87sJust ask if anyone knows Ollie Tabooger. I don't get it.
2.92s- Yell out, "I'll eat a booger."
- What's the gag?
2.45sOh, forget it!
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2.37sProfessor, I'm, um--
2.7sI'm burned out on bartending.
4.64sWhen I first saw the movie Ironweed, I thought, you know, this is for me.
2.49sBut now, well, I'm not so sure.
2.94sNonsense. You were born to sling suds.
2.44sThe problem must lie elsewhere.
2.27sDescribe your tavern in one word.
2.72sUh, is "crap-hole" one word?
0.68sYes, if it's hyphenated.
2.94sThen I'll stick with crap-hole.
3.7sWell, no wonder you're depressed working in that environment.