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2.54sNow I gotta go home to that! Thanks a lot!
3.74sOh, quit your bellyachin', coffee boy. You're lucky I let you in here.
2.17sGeez, Moe. You've been a real crank lately.
0.47sYou take that back!
2.64sNow you see? That's what I'm talking about.
2.48sYou're always pointing that shotgun at us.
0.45sAnd calling us dumb asses.
3.02sWhich we're so not.
3.27sWell, can you blame me? Every day it's the same old routine.
3.1sI serve you drinks. You yak on and on and on.
1.94sAnd I never get one stinkin' tip.
2.95sMaybe we'd tip you if you'd smile once in a while.
3.59sWell, what do you call this?
0.47s
2sSheesh. Don't do that.
4.8sWho am I kiddin'? I ain't smiled for real since I nailed that rat with the ice pick.
1.77sRemember that?
1.77sThat was an amazing throw.
2.75sAh, how did I lose my passion for the job?
4sWhen I was in bartending school, I thought I had the world by the jigger.
0.43sHey, where'd that painting come from?
2.5sI put this up recently.
3.5sAnd it's a good thing I did 'cause it really illustrates my point.
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